California crackpot Lou Balducci found the face of Jesus in one of his rotted, unusable rocking chairs earlier this year. Now he’s doing what any good, respecting Christian would do to serve God: He’s selling them. How much will they fetch?

Balducci just put the chair on eBay with a starting bid of $25,000. Shockingly (or not, depending on how you feel about Jesus), no one has bid yet. Considering he lives in Orange County we think that he should give Real Housewife and Jesus Barbie Alexis Bellino a call. Guess we’ll find out what it’s worth once the bidding closes (or more likely, they go off the market).

[Image via Pacific Coast News]