23, or 16 year old (if FAM is to be believed), soccer sensation, Gabadinho Frank Mhango, is not in the 72 percent that have managed to get their Junior Certificates this year. He has opted to be in the humble 18 percent that has chosen to not have one of the common papers in Malawi education.

The lad, well-known for his footballing skills that earned him a place in the hearts of many Malawians, has failed all the eight subjects he sat for the examinations except one, Biology, in which he got a B (very good).

Currently in South Africa where, after having his way through with controversy, is expected to start playing, Gaba has put his education plans on a hold de facto.

It is yet to be known how he will be communicating in the other countries for he has even shown an exceptional skill in failing the language necessary for communication there, English. He has gotten an F (complete failure).