Reports indicate that Frank Gabadinho Mhango who was in the news throughout this week for his failure to get a Junior Certificate has covered up his shame well, even to a point that he cannot count his failure as a misfortune.

According to reports from South Africa where the football sensation has landed the shame-covering deal, Mhango has signed a three-year contract with Bloemfontein Celtic after he had undergone a two weeks trial at the club at which he managed a total of three goals.

Gossip has it that the former Big Bullets scoring machine who was heavily ridiculed on social media for failing what many consider an easy exam will be getting a salary of about 30,000 South African Rands which is an equivalent of MK 1,200 000 or thereabouts depending on the rate of the floating local currency.