In a sad day for free masturbation, Pornhub have announced that they will be introducing a new streamlined, ad-free fully HD service, complete with exclusive content and faster playback – for a price.

The monthly subscription, a similar model to Netflix, will charge $9.99 a month for access to the high-grade porn.

You can still watch videos on the site without subscription, but with lower quality definition and without the exclusive content it won’t be all that.
It’s a bold move from a company that became popular precisely because it offered porn for free.

They can take our HD, but they will never take our free-porn.