On Twitter, someone responded to the question “What are you excited about today?”

by writing: As soon as he realized he had the chance to celebrate, he grabbed it with both hands.

Twitter users applauded him on his good fortune after he tweeted, “I am thrilled since my girlfriend cheated on me and the wife of the man she had sex with beat her up,” he said.

Informing the wife who kicked her that she is doing well, sweetie, is the best thing you can do for her.