1.

Therapist: “Is like you fall in love so easily”

Me: yes my love!

2.

Mom: don’t ever call me mom if you Fail your exams

Me: after failing:

3.

Me, when a baby is looking at me in a bus and his mother is facing the other way:

4.

Me: Yeah! After decades of hard work, I have finally reached Middle Class.

Inflation:

5.

Android: files saved.

Me: cool, where are they?

Android:

6.

If you ever feel useless in life, remember a country out there in Africa is named after a Location:

7.

If you think it’s your alarm clock that wakes you every morning, try putting it next to a corpse and understand the GRACE of GOD.

8.

Girls: OMG Why isn’t he texting me back?

Boys trying to figure out how to reply to “Lol”:

9.

The lungs: breathes automatically

Me: thinks about it.

Also lungs:

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