A Nigerian offshore worker returned to find a huge cucumber hidden in his wifes cupboard after spending two weeks at work.
According to the distraught mam, he came back from work to discover the huge cucumber wrapped inside a cond*m.
He told the landlady that he had caught the lady with a vibrator before but she denied doing anything with it.
He wondered if that was how she wants to be satisfying herself while always complaining that he does not
She kept insisting that she doesn’t use the cucumber for anything despite the glaring evidence of cond*m on it.
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