Welcome to a new week and a new beginning, we have put out these simple and hilarious jokes that will make you laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh until you forget your worries and stress. Just read and have fun.
1. Teacher and Students (Part 1)
Teacher: How old is your father?
Brata: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Brata: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
2. Teacher and Students (Part 2)
TEACHER: Silas, go to the map and find North America .
Silas: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Silas.
3. Teacher and Students (Part 3)
TEACHER: Johnbull, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Johnbull: You told me to do it without using table.
4. Teacher and Students (Part 4)
TEACHER: Miracle, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
Miracle: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
Miracle: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
5. Teacher and Students (Part 5)
TEACHER: Billy, what is the chemical formula for water?
Billy: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Billy: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
6. Teacher and Students (Part 6)
TEACHER: Mike, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have some years ago.
Mike: Me!
7. Teacher and Students (Part 7)
TEACHER: Ikubor, why do you always get so dirty?
Ikubor: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
8. Teacher and Students (Part 8)
TEACHER: Jumbo, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
Jumbo: I is…
TEACHER: No, Jumbo…always say, ‘I am.’
Jumbo: All right…’I am the 10th letter of the alphabet’
9. Teacher and Students (Part 9)
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Daye, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
Daye: Because George still had the axe in his hand…
10. Teacher and Students (Part 10)
TEACHER: Now, Ibiso, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Ibiso: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
11. Teacher and Students (Part 11)
TEACHER: Harry, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s…Did you copy his?
Harry: No sir, It’s the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
12. Teacher and Students (Part 12)
TEACHER: Wobo, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Wobo: A teacher
13. Teacher and Students (Part 3)
Teacher: Class, name three types of gas.
Amber: Oxygen gas
Teacher: Yes, next person
Umoren: Hydrogen gas
Teacher: Good, another person
Atim: Frabegas
This child must have been watching a lot of football than studying.
