We have a new pope, folks. And the holiness of the occasion didn’t stop plenty of Twitter users from cracking jokes.
Best Papal Tweets
We have a new pope! The holiness of the occasion didn’t stop plenty of folks on Twitter from cracking some funny jokes.
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if freakin’ Rodman walks out on that balcony, I’m maxing out to Satan
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Feeling good about my chances to be new Pope. My agents said I should hear something today…
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Habemus Papum!!!! pic.twitter.com/CVQRW20H9v
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Old white guy elected new Pope, probably.
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Hoping new pope doesn’t have to take an oath with John Roberts
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disappointed in dearth of suitable Pope name generators.
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How many of you people commenting on this process have ever been a cardinal, much less a Pope? #armchairpunditry
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Man, the crowd is gonna go nuts when Michelle Obama announces the new pope via satellite.
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Once again, someone’s infallible.
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Rumor: New Pope bargaining for slightly better contract
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I hope this new Pope has signed a non-retirement clause.
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I Was A Cardinal At The Papal Conclave. AMA.
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Has the new Pope commented on the Veronica Mars Kickstarter campaign?
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“Cardinal X, You’ve just been named Pope, what are you going to do?” “I’m going to Disneyworld!”
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2016 pope stories start next week.
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What happens to the t-shirts from all of the cardinals that weren’t selected?
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New pope stands at balcony as sunglasses descend from heaven, declares: “DEAL WITH IT.” #ultimateGIF
